December 2007
84 posts
“You believe in freedom of speech, until someone says something that offends you. You suddenly give a damn about border integrity, because the automated voice system at your pharmacy asked you to press 9 for Spanish. You cling to every scrap of bullshit you can find to support your ludicrous belief system, and reject all empirical evidence to the contrary. You know the difference between patriotism and nationalism — it’s nationalism when foreigners do it. You hate anyone who seems smarter than you. You care more about zygotes than actual people. You love to blame people for their misfortunes, even if it means screwing yourself over. You still think Republicans favor limited government. Your knowledge of politics and government are dwarfed by your concern for Britney Spears’ children. You tolerate the phrase “enhanced interrogation techniques.” You think watching CNN makes you smarter. You think two parties is enough. You can’t spell. You believe in an afterlife for the sole reason that you don’t want to die. You are an idiot.”
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50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2007.
Number 9: You.
Five Short Video Game Industry Keynotes →
magicalwasteland.com
“You probably don’t understand the kids that make up the bulk of our audience, but I do. I call them the network MySpace remix 3.0 social generation… YouTube is the perfect example of whatever point it is I’m making.”
Pratchett announces he has Alzheimer's →
books.guardian.co.uk
Terry Pratchett is suffering from a rare form of early onset Alzheimer’s :-(
Sam & Max (Nearly) Save Christmas →
samandmaxchristmas.com
The Power of Christmas compels you…!
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