I propose that we extend “Pride” to mean “being/meeting sore, tired, sweaty, happy & wonderful people (sometimes while playing SingStar)”
12 days away from home, only 7 days of music on my iPod. Never will Death loom so clearly on the horizon as the day I press ‘Repeat’.
Working my way up to “fine”. Go on without me, world. I’ll catch up.
Morrissette wrote that “If I’m elusive I will surely be sought after often” which has never been more true. Make of that what you will.
Ratatouille (the dish, not the film) is a surprisingly excellent stand-in for ice-cream when it comes to comfort food.
A man fell in love with a cow,
And implored, “Will you marry me now?”
She replied with a moo,
As most bovines will do,
And he found it a beautiful vow.
Ten years later, this fellow was screwed
When the Pasture Police caught him nude.
Even cows have their rights;
It was one of those nights
When his wife was just not in the mooooood.
When she found she was pregnant—a gaffe,
For they never had wanted a calf—
She cried, “Lordy, what now?!”
He mooed, “Don’t have a cow!!”
She asked, “No? Should I have a giraffe?!”
<insert “My milkshake”-joke here about coffee and, well… You can see where I’m going with this, right?>